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‘Takers’ includes thefts from 3 better movies
By CHRISTOPHER ABEL For The Outpost

takersIf imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then “Takers,” directed by John Luessenhop, who seems to know a lot of rapper artists, is as sincere as a heart attack. Borrowing its best bits from no less than three better pictures, the movie has hardly anything new to say, aside, perhaps, from how much it really admires that feather down-filled hotel shootout scene from “True Romance.”

The film centers on a gang of prodigiously skilled bank robbers; they’re so professional that they hardly spare the exploding helicopter directly behind them a second glance. That it disturbs their clothing, if ever so slightly, is merely a matter of physics.

The leader is Gordon (Idris Elba), but feel free to call him “G.” He’s the brains of the operation, deciding which jobs to take and which present too great a risk.

Usually, the robbers take a year off to drink scotch and buy fancy cars, but when an old colleague, recently released from prison after a heist went south several years back, reappears with a score too good to be true, the off-season may have to wait.

This old associate, Ghost (Tip “T.I.” Harris), can’t exactly be trusted, but then, he could have turned snitch and lightened his own sentence. He kept quiet, so Gordon agrees to at least hear him out. If you guessed that Ghost will probably double cross everyone in the end, you win a prize.

I can’t tell you much more about the other players – Hayden Christensen wears a funny hat, Paul Walker looks pensive, Michael Ealy worries about his younger brother (Chris Brown), who does whatever big brother says, and Zoe Saldana forms one of the points to a love triangle. There simply isn’t much more to tell.

Representing the slightly brighter side of the film’s moral grayscale are detectives Welles (Matt Dillon, always in hot water with Internal Affairs) and his less seasoned partner, Hatcher (Jay Hernandez). Welles has trouble putting family before the shield, and Hatcher has a sick kid, so there’s their character development.

When I say “Takers,” with four credited writers, borrows from better heist movies, it isn’t even kidding itself. The plan to capture an armored car by blowing up a section of Los Angeles street as it passes is lifted directly from “The Italian Job,” but Ghost makes a deliberate reference to that movie as he describes his plan. They must have TBS in the joint.

The film’s third (if I’m being generous) inspiration is Michael Mann’s quintessential heist flick, “Heat.”

But that movie gave us reasons to care about both the crooks, who knew no other way to make their living, and the cops, who knew no other way to make theirs.

Granted, Mann’s film takes an extra hour to unfold, but I would gladly have invested the time in “Takers” if it meant a significant return.

I can’t say Luessenhop’s film is a particularly bad one: He hits all the right action beats, and the performances, while bland, fill all the genre requirements, but there are three better movies that this one feebly apes. Your time would be better spent with any one of them.

 

 

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2010
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‘Scott Pilgrim’ original take on people in love
By CHRISTOPHER ABEL For The Outpost

scottpilgrim_2colBWI appreciate visually distinctive presentation perhaps more than the next guy, but there comes a point where presentation can outshine narrative.

By the end of “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,” I would have been just as happy to see the titular character end up with any of three lady loves (alone but wiser for his experiences would have worked, too).

Obviously, there’s only one woman he’s supposed to end up with, and the movie eventually reaches that conclusion. I’m just not sure how it reached it. Perhaps because that’s how Bryan Lee O’Malley’s graphic novel ended, but for all the visual pageantry, some of the heart of the picture winds up somewhere outside the frame.

Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) is nursing a broken heart and has been for going on a year. He’s still dating, but he chooses low-hanging fruit, like Knives Chau (Ellen Wong). She’s still in high school and easily enamored of an older boy in even a potentially successful band.

But while dating Knives, a relationship of which his band mates do not approve, Scott meets Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead). They strike up a romance almost immediately, perhaps because Ramona is nursing her own damaged heart.

But there’s a hitch: If Scott is to date Ramona, he’ll have to fight, and defeat, her seven evil exes (the gender-neutral term will make more sense later). And they mean business.

Scott can handle himself – who knew Michael Cera could kick anything but a bit of odd grime at his own feet? – but the exes are relentless.

There’s movie star Lucas Lee (Chris Evans), who has his stunt team soften up his foes first; vegan Todd Ingram (Brandon Routh), whose diet has imbued him with superpowers and arrogance in equal measure; the Katayanagi twins (Keita and Shota Saito), who can conjure a dragon with their turntables; and Gideon Gordon Graves (Jason Schwartzman), who might have implanted a brain control device on Ramona’s neck.

Of course, this is all hyperbole meant to illustrate how our romantic pasts can impact our romantic present, even our future. How the film goes about demonstrating it is just more interesting.

“Scott Pilgrim” makes no illusions about its comic book source material or video game chic aesthetic. It might be off-putting to some viewers, and I’ll admit that the movie seemed so hyper-aware of that aesthetic that I had my doubts as to its enduring charm at first.

But for each evil ex that Scott defeats, a bit more of Ramona’s psyche is revealed and their relationship evolves beyond simple infatuation.

And while I believe co-writer and director Edgar Wright (“Hot Fuzz”) let things get a little out of hand toward the end, there’s much to admire in the finished product.

The cast, including a much more combative Cera, are all pitch perfect; there isn’t a single throw-away performance or part.

And, man, is it original. There’s a legion of romantic comedies, all of them fighting over the same plot thread, but “Scott Pilgrim” is the only one that manages to make an ass-kicking spectacle out of it.

And I mean that as a compliment.

 

 

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